#1: Oh no! I've been trapped in Eskimo urine!
Flash #2: I just got beat up by the sadist Mistress Pain!
Flash #3: That's kids stuff! I've been kidnapped by a herd of Octopus and am being used to spawn!!!
#1: Hey...cigarette lighter man...can you light one up for me?
"Cigarette Lighter Man": <sniff> I hate my life.
Woman: ...2 words for you, SUCK IT!!!!!
Superman: I knew we shouldn't have installed cable in the Watchtower.